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Subject: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:42 pm |
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Damn, if being [WordAbuse] was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:00 pm |
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hahahaha i bet u use these to dont u haha
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:24 pm |
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Awsome xD Ima Use it for my gf thnx xD
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smallzclan
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:55 pm |
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no i just use are you a farmer because you can really raise some dock (use a C instead of a D)
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:35 pm |
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hahahahah these are awesome!
how about:
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because i can totally see myself in them lol
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Subject: Re: Pick up lines!!!! (part one...many more to come) Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:38 pm |
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lmao Deamon thats a good one lol gonna use that
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